BREAKING: Allan Lichtman Predicts 2024 Election

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Allan Lichtman, famed historian who has accurately predicted every election since 1984, has once again wielded his “Keys to the White House,” to make a prediction: There will be another election in 2024, quite possibly a matchup between two old guys.

With a track record that rivals Nostradamus himself, Lichtman has correctly prophesied that an election would happen in 1984, 1988, 1992, 1996, 2000, 2004, 2008, 2012, 2016 and 2020. Armed with his mystical formula, Lichtman’s predictions often leave observers wondering if he’s a modern-day Merlin or just really good at guessing.

The bold prediction of another election in 2024 means that Lichtman has clearly ruled out any alternate scenarios, for example:

– A Tunguska-sized meteor airburst won’t vaporize the eastern seaboard of the US, ushering in 1000 years of darkness and cannibalism.
– The election won’t be cancelled due to bad weather, traffic or bees.
– The Apes will not rise against us.

Lichtman’s method involves a series of 13 true or false questions, each serving as a key to unlock the secret. From party mandates to incumbent charisma, these keys hold the power to shape the destiny of nations – or so Lichtman would have us believe.

The editorial board at Skeptical Press has not issued a prediction yet, but they are rumored to be leaning towards the Apes.

Updated 03-16-24

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