In a maddeningly vague statement that’s sure to keep Coloradoans on their toes, Rep. Lauren Boebert has announced she won’t be running in the upcoming special election to fill the seat of Rep. Ken Buck, according to frequently-ignored news outlet CBS. Obviously, this report should be taken with caution, as Boebert hasn’t explicitly ruled out walking, jogging, or deploying other devilish conveyances like unicycles in the highly competitive race.
(This is a Developing Story, updated 03-14-2024 at 4:45 PM)